Dance Party

Boy to girl at a dance party: Kya tum mere sath dance karogi?”

Girl reply: Main bacche ke saath dance nahi karti.”



Boy: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.

Titanic was sinking

Titanic was sinking.

Santa: How much the earth is far from here?

Banta: 1 kilo meter.

Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"

Banta: Downwards !

Banta's Dream Woman

Banta called his friend, Santa, and told him that he recently met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?

Santa said, "Send her some flowers, and on the card invite her for a home-cooked meal."

Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman.

The day after the meal Santa calls Banta and asks about the meal.

Banta, "It was a flop idea."

Santa, "Didn't the girl come to your house?"

Banta, "She did, but she refused to cook!"

Kids Ka Paalan Poshan

Ek 10 saal ka bachha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare”.



Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.

Kid: Main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

Murde Kitni Aaram Se Sote Hain

Mohan & Sohan were sitting in a kabristan & were talking.


Mohan: Sohan, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hai.



Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai..!