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Santa Banta
Santa Looking At Dog
Santa & Banta are walking down the road when Banta says: Look at that dog with one eye!Santa covers one of his eyes and says: Where?
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Girl Boy Jokes,
Santa Banta
Santa Falling In Love
Santa apni girlfriend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jaata hai. Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I'm falling in Luv
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Santa Banta
Murga Kaun Banna
Santa: Mere mummy ne kal murga banaya. Banta: Kinu, tenu ke tere bapu nu?
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Funny SMS,
Naughty Sms
Santa and Teacher
Teacher: Asman me udne wali chiz ande deti hai, jamin pe rahne wali bache deti hai. Kaun hai jo Asman me udti hai par bachche jamin par deti he? Santa: Airhostess!
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Hindi SMS,
Santa Banta
Banta Ka Dukh
Banta k ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhitha?? Kyon? Itne saalo baad, itni mannato k baad ladka hua wo bhi itna sa...!
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Husband Wife SMS,
Santa Banta
Santa and his wife
Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bivi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum. Jeeto: Ek dum. Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.
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Girl Boy Jokes,
Jokes
Super Killer Joke
Super Killer Joke
Boy and girl are sitting..
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2 dogs kissed each
other
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girl- jaanu agar tum bura Na mano to main bhii??????
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boy- ok, par sambhal ke..,
kahi
kutta kaat na le. ;( :P :D o.O
boy rock girl shock :D
Boy and girl are sitting..
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2 dogs kissed each
other
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girl- jaanu agar tum bura Na mano to main bhii??????
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boy- ok, par sambhal ke..,
kahi
kutta kaat na le. ;( :P :D o.O
boy rock girl shock :D
Labels:
Girl Boy Jokes,
Jokes
Gandi wali Bezzati...
Gandi wali Bezzati...
Bf to Gf :
jaan tum kal mere sapne main
aayi thi you were lookng very cute :)
Gf. Khush hokar, hmm ? sach much
Bf.. Haa baba such much.
Gf .. Sapne main ham donokya kar rahe the ?
Bf.. I was eating Cadbury Milk !
Main akele hi kha raha tha or tum
bhooky bhikari k andaz main keh
rahi thi k plz. Beshak Chocolate naa dena but
wrappar to de dena
chatne k liye..
Bf to Gf :
jaan tum kal mere sapne main
aayi thi you were lookng very cute :)
Gf. Khush hokar, hmm ? sach much
Bf.. Haa baba such much.
Gf .. Sapne main ham donokya kar rahe the ?
Bf.. I was eating Cadbury Milk !
Main akele hi kha raha tha or tum
bhooky bhikari k andaz main keh
rahi thi k plz. Beshak Chocolate naa dena but
wrappar to de dena
chatne k liye..
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Jokes,
Santa Banta
Santa k ghar Beti paida hui
Santa k ghar Beti paida hui
Biwi : suno ji jb ye badi hogi to sab
ladke ise cherenge
Santa : mane iska solution dhund lia
hai, hum iska naam Didi rakhenge
Biwi : suno ji jb ye badi hogi to sab
ladke ise cherenge
Santa : mane iska solution dhund lia
hai, hum iska naam Didi rakhenge
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Funny SMS
Halmet kha Hai..................
Buffalo par baithe ek jaat ko TRAFFIC policene rok k puchha: Aap ka helmet kahan hai?Fine lagega.Jaat: Re baawale, dhayan se dekh Neeche, 4 wheeler hai !
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Funny SMS,
Santa Banta
Santa's girfriend
Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai. Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to maintujhse hi karunga!
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Husband Wife SMS,
Santa Banta
Gadhe ki baat sun lene do.
Santa ghabraye huye ghar aaye aur biwi se
bole: “Begam, aaj main office se aa raha tha
ki raste mein ek gadha…!”
Itne mein unki bachhi bol uthi: “Mummy,
Shyam ne meri gudiya tod di hai.” Pati ne
phir kehna shuru kiya “Haan toh begam,
main keh raha tha ki raste mein ek
gadha…..!”
Itne mein unka ladka bola:“Mummy, Rita
ne meri car tod di hai.”
Biwi ghusse mein aakar boli: “Bhagwan ke
liye tum sab chup ho jao, mujhe pehle
gadhe ki baat sun lene do..!”
bole: “Begam, aaj main office se aa raha tha
ki raste mein ek gadha…!”
Itne mein unki bachhi bol uthi: “Mummy,
Shyam ne meri gudiya tod di hai.” Pati ne
phir kehna shuru kiya “Haan toh begam,
main keh raha tha ki raste mein ek
gadha…..!”
Itne mein unka ladka bola:“Mummy, Rita
ne meri car tod di hai.”
Biwi ghusse mein aakar boli: “Bhagwan ke
liye tum sab chup ho jao, mujhe pehle
gadhe ki baat sun lene do..!”
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Funny SMS,
Husband Wife SMS
Defination of marriage
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter..!! :P :P
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Double Meaning Sms
B0ss Mujh Pe Charh Gya,
M0st C0nfusing D0uble Meaning J0ke. . .
Girl:
Aaj Office Jaaty Hi B0ss Mujh Pe Charh Gya,
Frnd: Kyun ???
Girl:
W0h Main Late Gai Thi Naaa.
Girl:
Aaj Office Jaaty Hi B0ss Mujh Pe Charh Gya,
Frnd: Kyun ???
Girl:
W0h Main Late Gai Thi Naaa.
Titanic dekh kar kya sikha
Boy1: Titanic dekh kar kya sikha?
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Boy2: Sikha kuch nahi,
abhi tak soch ra hu
ki aise mast mauke par bhi koi
painting kaise kar sakta hai.
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Boy2: Sikha kuch nahi,
abhi tak soch ra hu
ki aise mast mauke par bhi koi
painting kaise kar sakta hai.
Dr. hain?
1 admi ka gala kharab tha woh raat 3 baje Dr. ke ghar gaya.
Dard ke waja se bahut ahista sepucha Dr. hain?
Uski biwi usse bhi aahista se boli
Nahi hai aajao.
Dard ke waja se bahut ahista sepucha Dr. hain?
Uski biwi usse bhi aahista se boli
Nahi hai aajao.
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Funny SMS,
Husband Wife SMS
Sundari bola hai toh......
A beggar : O Sundari andha hoon, 5 rupeeye dede.
Husband said to his wife : Dede! tujhe sundari bola hai toh andha hee hoga
Husband said to his wife : Dede! tujhe sundari bola hai toh andha hee hoga
Rasta bhatak gaye hai.
Yaad mein tumhari mujheloose motions lag gaye hai.
Hai toh ye aasu...
par lagta hai rasta bhatak gaye hai.
Hai toh ye aasu...
par lagta hai rasta bhatak gaye hai.
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Funny SMS
Melody Itni Chocklaty kyu hai.
I wanna ask u sumthng.
U might nt lik it but i needur ans..
Its abt my life n if u dnt ans it may spoil our relation.
Tell me..............................................
Melody Itni Chocklaty kyu hai.
U might nt lik it but i needur ans..
Its abt my life n if u dnt ans it may spoil our relation.
Tell me..............................................
Melody Itni Chocklaty kyu hai.
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Funny SMS
Love is an illusion...
Love is an illusion...
Its a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people....
People with strong heartsbelieve in flirting!!!
Its a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people....
People with strong heartsbelieve in flirting!!!
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Jokes
Shadi me Joota chhupai ke time
Shadi me Joota chhupai ke time dulhe ki 1sali boli-
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Mein to 1100 Lungi,
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2nd sali- Mein to 2100 Lungi,
piche se,
pappu bola: 2310 Lelo Usme Bluetooth aur FM bhihe..!!
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Mein to 1100 Lungi,
.
2nd sali- Mein to 2100 Lungi,
piche se,
pappu bola: 2310 Lelo Usme Bluetooth aur FM bhihe..!!
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Jokes
एग्ज़ॅम और सुहाग रात के बाद
एग्ज़ॅम और सुहाग रात के बाद कामन डाइलॉग-
कैसा हुआ.?
अच्छा हुआ,
थोड़ा बड़ा था
थोड़ा छूट गया,
आता था पर ठीक से कर नही पया.
फिर भी जैसा हुआ अच्छा हुआ.
कैसा हुआ.?
अच्छा हुआ,
थोड़ा बड़ा था
थोड़ा छूट गया,
आता था पर ठीक से कर नही पया.
फिर भी जैसा हुआ अच्छा हुआ.
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Jokes
Funny Indian Girl
Ganv Ki Ladki Se FriendshipKarne Ka Natija;
Ladki Ladki Se….
Ye Lo Meri Pen Drive Aur Ismein Facebook Ka Software Daal Ke Do, Mein Bhi Facebook Par Chatting Karungi !
Ladki Ladki Se….
Ye Lo Meri Pen Drive Aur Ismein Facebook Ka Software Daal Ke Do, Mein Bhi Facebook Par Chatting Karungi !
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Jokes
Sali: jeeja ji plz mujhy 500 rupey de do me agley hafty dy dun gi
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jeeja: tum 1000 lelo magarabhi do ..
Jinko smj aya fwd kre baki bachay pogo mt dekho kabhi samaj ny ki koshish b karo
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jeeja: tum 1000 lelo magarabhi do ..
Jinko smj aya fwd kre baki bachay pogo mt dekho kabhi samaj ny ki koshish b karo
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