Gadhe ki baat sun lene do.

Santa ghabraye huye ghar aaye aur biwi se
bole: “Begam, aaj main office se aa raha tha
ki raste mein ek gadha…!”
Itne mein unki bachhi bol uthi: “Mummy,
Shyam ne meri gudiya tod di hai.” Pati ne
phir kehna shuru kiya “Haan toh begam,
main keh raha tha ki raste mein ek
gadha…..!”
Itne mein unka ladka bola:“Mummy, Rita
ne meri car tod di hai.”
Biwi ghusse mein aakar boli: “Bhagwan ke
liye tum sab chup ho jao, mujhe pehle
gadhe ki baat sun lene do..!”